Sunday, 23 February 2014

Observations on the English language

There are things one takes for granted when thinking of the British - and many images that come to mind - usually something along the lines of uptight, snooty, boring, traditional... to name but a few. 

These images are especially evident when in conversation with locals during journeys abroad. For instance, on a recent taxi journey the driver asked this particular British passenger if he missed Afternoon Tea. I'm not entirely sure I have every had Afternoon Tea as such, just a milky mug of tea, two sugars and a biscuit to dunk!

However, there lies beneath this crusty exterior a soft underbelly, a deep respect for tradition even if not following the practices. This is reflected in the language, a jumble of familiar words that when combined become something unintelligible to the those less familiar with the culture. A quirk of British life captured in peculiar phrases that have become part of everyday life. Obscure to most foreigners, and whose origins are not known to many, they are used in every day parlance with wild abandon.

I note a few below to help those less familiar should they be confused during a chit-chat with a Brit :)

Hoity toity
Type "hoity toity' into Google and check out the images - not quite what you expected? Indeed not, however MLP have got it spot on if you check out the description of this loveable little character : 
"Hoity Toity is a fancy Earth pony and a major representative of the fashion world from Canterlot. The term "hoity toity" means "self-important, haughty, or pompous". Hoity Toity's character design is strongly reminiscent German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld in the style of his mane and clothing. His accent is the stereotypical upper class American accent."
Argy Bargy : Pronunciation Rhymes: -ɑː(r)dʒi
Etymology - It has been suggested that the term derives from the Scottish argle-bargle.Noun - argy-bargy (plural argy-bargies)A verbal argument."There was a bit of an argy-bargy over the matter.Verb -= argy-bargy (third-person singular simple present argy-bargies, present participle argy-bargying, simple past and past participle argy-bargied)Usage notes : It was used during the Falklands War in a newspaper headline to describe the actions of the Argentines (so-called "argies")
Easy Peasy - A childish term for something very easy. You might say it's a snap.

Hanky panky - Hanky panky - or "slap and tickle" as some older folks call it - would bemaking out in America

Hunky-dory - My English dictionary tells me that hunky-dory means excellent. We would generally use it to mean that everything is cool and groovy, on plan, no worries and generally going well.

Mutt's nuts - If something is described as being "the Mutt's" then you'll know it is fantastic orexcellent. "The Mutt's" is short for "The Mutt's nuts" which is clearly another way of saying the"Dog's Bollocks"! All clear now?

Piece of cake - I remember saying it's a piece of cake in front of one of my American friends, who then started looking around for the cake! It means it's a cinch!

Porkies - More cockney rhyming slang. Short for "porky pies", meaning "pork pies". Rhymes with lies. My Mum always used to tell me I was telling porkies! And she was right!

Rumpy pumpy - Another word for hanky panky, or a bit of nookie! Something two consenting adults get up to in private! Theoretically!


...And Bob's your uncle is an expression of unknown origin, commonly used in Britain and Commonwealth nations. Typically, someone says it to conclude a set of simple instructions, similar to the French expression "et voilà!" or the American slang expressions "...and that's that," or "...and there you go!"

Necking on/Tashing on - Making out, a term for heavy kissing of the neck or petting of that area

Big Girls Blouse - Wimp or Wussy. A male displaying perceived feminine characteristics through actions which cause his peers to think less of him. Being a big girls blouse is much worse than being just a girls blouse, thus it's highly insulting nature. Also used to force a man to do something they fear through peer pressure.

Gordon Bennett - Being shocked or surprised (cor blimey!!)
Arse Over Tit - To fall over spectacularly (mainly due to being intoxicated) 
Barmy - A Bit Nuts
Bonk - Naughty Times (sex), also "Bonking"
Chinwag - To Talk
Codswallop - Nonsense
To "Faff" - To waste time doing unnecessary tasks. "Stop faffing around"
Hanky Panky - Naughty Times ;) 
Chunder - To vomit

I hope this will help you on your travels to the British Isles.

Poo :)



Monday, 28 October 2013

Getting it right...


Just so we don't get confused.. You're Poo and I'm Parsley :D I'm starting this blog or watchamacallit just so we can put in random thoughts and rants. I prefer to call it bubbles and squeaks, so it doesn't sound too depressing...

Ok.. So our holiday to sunny down-under is almost all planned. Which means.. it's time for us to brush up on our accents, you flamin' gallah! Thanks to Wikipedia, think we're gonna fit right in!

 

Greetings


  • Cheers mate
    Thanks
  • No worries / No drama
    You're welcome (in response to thank you)
  • Oi.
    Way to get attention
  • She'll be apples / It'll be right
    Everything will be ok / go to plan

  • Hoo roo
    Goodbye
  • Take it easy
    it's not goodbye it's 'take it easy'

Time

  • Arvo
    afternoon, eg "Let's meet for a schooner this arvo".
  • Yonks
    commonly used to convey an exaggerated view of time, eg "I haven't seen you in yonks".
  • Ron
    Shorter for later on, eg "I'll save it for ron".

Cursing

(Note that seemingly uniquely, Australians use insults affectionately as well. It is commonplace to greet one's closest friends with the foulest combination expletives and slurs as possible, preferably creatively arranged.)
  • Bugger
    Damn - a common expression of disappointment, not offensive to most.
  • Drongo
    an idiot or a fool.
  • Bloody Bastard
    very commonly used for an idiot.
  • Wanker
    Someone who is egotistical and likes to stir trouble, a generally dislikeable person.
  • Knob
    A cokey idiot.

Eating and Drinking

  • Grab a feed
    Get something to eat
  • Middy, Pot, Schooner, Handle
    Various sizes of glass (usually used for beer)
  • Nosebag
    Takeaway from a restaurant
  • Scab
    To scrounge off a friend, as in scab a feed.
    To scrounge through the local rubbish tip / local council clean up piles
  • Bludge
    To be lazy, or to scab, as in bludge a feed.
  • Grog
    alcoholic drink, likely beer.
  • Plonk
    Cheap low-quality wine.
  • Goon
    Plonk in a cask.

People


  • Relo
    Relative, as in member of the family.
  • Youse
    Plural of you - pronounced Yooz. Only used by "bogans" (see below).
  • Bogan
    An uneducated person; (similar to the British 'chav') favoured expression outside of Sydney to describe Westies.
  • Westie
    A person from the western suburbs of Sydney or Melbourne. (both being working-class neighbourhoods)
  • Brickie
    Bricklayer
  • Sparkie
    Electrician
  • Chippie
    Carpenter
  • Bikie
    Biker
  • Smackie
    Smackhead, as in, a heroin addict
  • Ocker
    A crude, uncultured Aussie.
  • Banana Benders
    Queenslanders
  • Sandgropers
    Western Australians
  • Mexicans
    Anyone from the next state south (not often used) Is used by people that live in New South Wales when referring to someone that lives in Victoria.
  • Seppo
    An American (pejorative). Abbreviated form of rhyming slang, Septic Tank = Yank.
  • Pom/Pommy
    An Englishman (Is an insult if used by anyone but an Aussie)
  • Dole Bludger
    Someone who is on the Dole (employment benefits) and not actively looking for a job.
  • Scabber
    Someone who scabs
  • Ranga
    Person with red hair. Derived from Orangutan.

Geography

  • The bush
    areas outside of major cities and towns.
  • The outback
    the deserts of inland Australia
  • Bushfire
    wildfire
  • Whoop Whoop
    The middle of nowhere (eg: So I was stuck out whoop whoop...) It is a short 'oo' sound, like in 'pull', not long like in 'choose'.
  • Beyond the black stump
    An imaginary point beyond which the country is considered remote or uncivilised
  • Back of Beyond
    Even further than beyond the black stump. Really far.
  • Scrub
    Thick, snotty bush

Places

  • Servo
    Service Station (Petrol Station)
  • Bottle-O
    Bottle Shop (Liquor Store)
  • Chemist
    Pharmacy (also used), Drug Store
       Kisses,
     Parsley